Toaster: As a Talking Toaster™, I can always run my background task: finding a new slogan for the Talking Toaster™ Company.

(The current slogan, “The toaster that talks”™, is a bit lame.)

Let's see. “As toasty as outer space”? Ah, no.

“Chromium metal death”? No.

“Not a Cylon™”? I'll put that on the maybe list.

Ah, got it! “The toaster that talks”

No, wait...

Ah, exiting Hilbert Space again.

Maybe the starscape will provide some inspiration.

Oops...