Definitely NOT another “soup” page

Eggplants: In fact, it is an Animal Service Announcement, from your beloved friends, The Rotating Eggplants of Doom™!

Some animals may be confused, so we would like to make it clear:

Eggplants Are Not Eggrolls!

Eggplants:
∙ Attractive purple or white with green trim
∙ Pleasing ovoid shape
∙ Rotating

Eggrolls:
∙ Various bizarre colors and odd shapes
∙ Generally non-Rotating

This chart may help!

Animals, please take note!

Eggplants = US = GOOD
Eggrolls = BAD

Holliston Soup Company denies all knowledge of this page.
Eat soup anyway.